Not roses. The pizza-place joke.
A Valentine's song made from what he actually does, which is both funnier and more specific than anything with a heart printed on it.
He answers the phone “this is the pizza place” every single time
A detail like that one is what the whole song gets built on.
“Ten years since the coffee line in Portland…”
Three things worth telling us
Not “kind and generous.” The small ones. Those are the lines people cry at.
01 —
The joke no one else gets
He answers the phone “this is the pizza place” every single time
02 —
What he does without being asked
He puts the bins out the night before so I never have to think about it
03 —
The first thing you noticed
He ordered wrong on purpose in the coffee line to keep talking to me
We write from what you give us and nothing else — no invented dates, places or events. Whoever hears this song knows what actually happened, and one made-up line breaks all of it.
Hear it first. Pay only if you love it.
We make the whole song before you pay and play you its chorus. Unlock it and you get that exact recording — nothing gets remade.
- 01 —Tell their story3–5 real details: a nickname, a memory, a habit.
- 02 —Shape the lyricsEdit any line or rewrite a section. Always free.
- 03 —Choose the soundGenre, mood, voice, tempo — with samples.
- 04 —Hear it, then unlockHear the chorus free. Unlock the full song for $29.
Hear the range
Every sample is a real song we made. Styles are shared across the site — yours is written from scratch.
“You kept the porch light on for every late night…”
0:40“Ten years since the coffee line in Portland…”
0:40“Dad walked you down in his Sunday boots…”
0:40“Biscuit ate the birthday cake and isn’t sorry about it…”
0:40“Dinosaur boots and a very loud roar…”
0:40“Grandma’s kitchen still smells like Sunday…”
0:40
How to write the details that land
Same person, same story. The difference is how you say it.
01 —
Use their exact words
Always tells me to be careful
“Drive safe.” — every call, right before hanging up
A phrase they actually repeat almost always becomes the chorus. It earns the repetition, because they repeat it.
02 —
Small beats big
Supported me through everything
My third-grade drawing is still on the fridge
A summary is true about everyone. The small thing is true about one person.
03 —
Name it
Taught me to drive
Taught me to drive in the Kroger parking lot
A brand, a street, a time of day. Those are the lines people cry at.
Then we write from what you gave us and nothing else — no invented dates, places or events. Whoever hears this song knows what actually happened, and one made-up line breaks all of it.
A gift that writes back.
Other song gifts end when the music stops. Ours come with a page where they can reply — and we send their words straight to your inbox.
“…Saturday mornings under the old blue truck, you handed me the wrench and called it luck.”
I still have that wrench. Played it three times. Come by Sunday.
One price. Pay once.
No subscription, no account. Add a video or printable QR card at the same checkout.
See full pricing and add-ons$29one time
The whole song, around three minutes. MP3 download, song page they keep on, link + QR that never expire. Hear it before you pay.
$49one time
Everything in Standard, plus a music video, printable QR gift card and priority generation.
Questions people ask
Isn't a love song a bit obvious for Valentine's?
A generic one is. This one has your guest-room nickname in the chorus, which is the opposite of obvious — nobody else could have been sent it.
Can I send it anonymously?
The song page shows whatever sender name you choose, and you can leave it blank. They can still write back on the page.
What if he thinks it's too much?
Pick a lighter mood — funny is a setting, and it's a popular one here. A song built from the bins and the pizza-place joke is closer to a private joke than a grand gesture.